"This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state.
 I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they
 might as well have a nice prayer like this:
   Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands,
 thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day
 as we forgive those who so proudly we hail.  Crown thy good into temptation
 but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming.  Amen and Awomen."
           [George Carlin, on "Saturday Night Live"]